Note: not all gigs are listed above.
About Ian
Cutlery Safety Expert Ian Crawford is a painstakingly prepared health and safety professional who has turned his attention to the nation’s most hazardous arena: the cutlery drawer. Expect practical demonstrations, unlikely scenarios, and a surprising amount of hilarity & nonsense! Ian serves up the essential life skills you never knew you needed — delivered with deadpan precision, a sharp edge and a gentle comedic bite.
Press
“What a delight this well-realised, obsessive character is!”
"A performance to fall in love with, and laugh a lot while doing so.”
“A must-see for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous"”
Recent audience feedback
“Sublime. Loved every second.”
“Ludicrously funny, deadpan delivery.”
“Best show I saw all festival. Gloriously silly, delivered straight.”
“Totally brilliant. I feel more secure eating now.”
“Wicked dry sense of humour, informative and hysterical.”
“One of the best moments of our Fringe. You’ll laugh your butt off.”